Go Grow a Moustache

Why?

1. Makes you rich & famous,
2. make more enemies,
3. get endorsement deals,
4. personal appearances,
5. lucrative modelling contracts,
6. world travel,
7. adulation and, of course, professional envy,
8. can lift a poor and his family from the gutter,
9. No self-respecting man should be without one
10. projects the desired masculine virtues of chivalry, loyalty and independence

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